Only God Knows Why


Things I know nothing about but have an opinion on anyway #132

Twilight.

I’m going to be the first to admit that I know next to nothing about it.  In fact, less than next to nothing, because I took physically ill during the movie.  I had no need to hate on Twilight, I know that I don’t like it and that’s enough for me.

But I do have to say this:

After watching the New Moon ads on television, I have gleaned a conundrum that has made me have a new hated for this series.  It’s not the quality of the writing, the religious undercurrent or the anti-feminist overtones.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but Bella is forced between Jacob and Edward.

On the one hand you have:

1.  A boyfriend who is a shimmery freak.  Ooh, pretty golden boyfriend! 

On the other:

2.  A boyfriend who can turn into a wolf (!!!!)

To me it’s a no brainer.    What is this girl’s problem?!   Stop milking the angst and grab the Schmackos.

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